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Joshua's Jokes - The Festive Edition

Josh has been asking for ages to have a section on the blog for his favourite jokes. We think it is a great idea but just hadn't got around to it but as he has been keeping us amused with so many festive jokes, we thought it was a good set of jokes to start his little 'Joshua's Jokes' corner of the blog with.

So here are his favourites:

Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The Elf-abet.

Q: What's green, white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt elf!

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum - you can't beat it!

Q: What king is the Children's favourite at Christmas time?
A: A stock-king!

Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A: The letter D!

Q: Why is it dangerous to be out at Christmas?
A: Because there are Mince Spies about.

Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A: The turkey - it's always stuffed!

Q: Why don't reindeer like penguins?
A: Because they can't get the wrappers off.

Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L in it! (Noel.)

Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itus!

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use - I've forgotten my name again!

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