I just found this sitting in my drafts list of blog posts...
Here is the final selection of Jokes from Joshua's massive list of Jokes:
Why are bin men so grumpy in the morning?
Because they skip breakfast!
Two flies are on a breakfast box.
'Why are we running so fast?' asks one.
Because it says tear across the dotted line!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Where do hamburgers box?
In an onion ring!
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse-warming party!
Who always come after the aliens?
Here are a few of Daniel's favourite jokes:
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moovies!
What can you put in a cup but not take out again?
Waiter waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Well why aren't you laughing then!
What is brown, hairy and has yellow skin?
A coconut disguised as a banana!