> The Beesley Buzz: Joshua's Jokes - The March installment

Joshua's Jokes - The March installment

As we are now into March, I guess you can have the next installment of Joshua's jokes (still a couple more installments in store for you before we get to the end of his really long list!).

Why do birds fly south in the Winter?
It's too far to walk.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us!

Why can't you play jokes on snakes?
Because you can't pull their legs.

How do you start a bear race?
Ready, Teddy, Go.

How do snails keep their shells shiny?
They use snail varnish.

Why did the robber have a bath?
To make a clean getaway.


2 comments:

  1. Well at least they're actually funny - as opposed to my kids' jokes, which are blatantly not!

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    1. thanks - Josh will be really pleased to hear that you thought they were funny. xxx

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