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Joshua's Jokes for January

As you might remember, last month we finally got around to setting up a 'Joshua's Jokes' tab on the blog where Joshua can add all his favourite jokes to, he started with his festive edition and all his favourite festive jokes.

He actually made a huge list on paper which we had to stick together into a long scroll last summer when they held a talent show at the summer holiday club he attended. He came home very enthusiastically telling us about it one evening and spend several hours writing out his jokes to tell at the talent show.

It was great to see him so keen and happy to do something that actually is usually so difficult for him (standing up in front of loads of kids and speaking).
J's looong list of jokes
Now I have no idea how long it is going to take to type up his whole list - but I thought I'd make a start and this can be the January edition of Joshua's Jokes.

This first one is most probably his all time favourite:

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Because he was looking for pooh!

And here are some Talent show related jokes:

Why did the Jellyfish enter the talent show?
Because he thought it was a stinging contest!

What do you call a singing contest for ghosts?

How did the traffic light do in the contest?
He stopped the show!

What kind of furniture is best at talent shows?
Musical chairs

What kind of music do mummies like?

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no-body to go with!

How did the fire cracker do at the singing contest?
Great - He burst into a popsong.

The next bit of the list seems to be pirate and sea themed so I will stop there for today. I am thinking he has written enough jokes on his list to keep us going all year.


  1. Ah I loved these :-)xxx

    1. us too! Josh loves to gather jokes from all his fave books, magazines etc and these were some of his favourites. x

  2. Thanks for the smiles. Will be showing these jokes to my son! :-)

  3. Oh I wish Aaron was old enough to understand these as he would LOVE them. Especially the one about Tigger looking for pooh :-)
    We talk about poo at nappy change quite a lot... ;-)
    Thank you for visiting today and Joshua looks like a right cutie and the jokes are GREAT.
    Liska x

    1. thanks Liska. I'm sure it won't be long before you won't be able to stop him talking about poo! x


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